Monday, March 23, 2009

"If you give your husband a PS3"

If you give your husband a Playstation 3, he will want Rock Band and all the equipment that comes with it. After he sets everything up, he will invite his friends over to play. You will make a plate of cookise for them. They will play for a few hours. After exhausting every song on the playlist, your husband will realize he is tired. He will want to settle down on the couch and watch a movie. This will mean he needs a Blue-ray DVD. Once the Blue-ray DVD is playing, he will exclaim at the poor quality image that your regular old TV puts out, which means he will want an HDTV. So, you will buy a 51 inch HD Flat-screen TV and surround sound. Once everything has been installed he will turn on the TV and start flipping through the channels, which will make him realize you need HD channels. You will call the cable company and subscribe for the HD package. Your husband will settle down in his Lazy-boy recliner with a universal remote and happily watch the ESPN-HD channel. While watching ESPN-HD a commercial will come on for Rock Band, which will remind him that he wants to play it. He will invite his friends over, and chances are if he invites his friends over, he will want you to make some cookies...

6 comments:

  1. I love it! Thank HEAVENS I don't have a techie husband, although I know someone who does ;) ;)

    Spoken like a true PS3 vetran wife.

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  2. This is possibly why we don't have any video games, no TV and just a simple netflicks account. I can't bear to start the cycle. Poor Nate...no cookies for him. ;)

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  3. I figured anyone with a husband who has some kind of hobby will be able to relate. Sadly, my dear husband does not yet have a PS3 even though he would really like one. Instead, he would like the HDTV first!

    He did have to have an expensive hobby. :)

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  4. Yeah, Spencer's kinda like that with bike stuff and hiking stuff (although that last hobby is kinda on hold until he graduates for lack of time). It's like a big ol' finacial snowball that just keeps rollin'.

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  5. I hear you on this one. Not with a PS3, but with other marzipan and not-so marzipan things my dear sweetie is interested in. Thanks for the chuckle...I'm still chuckling!

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  6. I just read "If you Give a Moose a Muffin" today and this is such a creative parody!

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