"If you give your husband a PS3"

If you give your husband a Playstation 3, he will want Rock Band and all the equipment that comes with it. After he sets everything up, he will invite his friends over to play. You will make a plate of cookise for them. They will play for a few hours. After exhausting every song on the playlist, your husband will realize he is tired. He will want to settle down on the couch and watch a movie. This will mean he needs a Blue-ray DVD. Once the Blue-ray DVD is playing, he will exclaim at the poor quality image that your regular old TV puts out, which means he will want an HDTV. So, you will buy a 51 inch HD Flat-screen TV and surround sound. Once everything has been installed he will turn on the TV and start flipping through the channels, which will make him realize you need HD channels. You will call the cable company and subscribe for the HD package. Your husband will settle down in his Lazy-boy recliner with a universal remote and happily watch the ESPN-HD channel. While watching ESPN-HD a commercial will come on for Rock Band, which will remind him that he wants to play it. He will invite his friends over, and chances are if he invites his friends over, he will want you to make some cookies...